Drawing on a line from the movie, The Wizard of Oz, I kept running the title for this post over and over in my head to the cadence used in this scene.
No, I haven’t faced anything nearly as frightening or deadly as lions, tigers and bears in recent days. But Microsoft’s Windows 10 soured my technology tastes just before a two-day writing conference. Hurrying home on Saturday, I planned to spend Sunday getting Windows 10 up and running, only to decide the Geek Squad would be my best bet. And then they took longer than first thought.
A Word on Windows 10
My purpose here is not to speak negatively about Windows 10 or Microsoft’s decision to upgrade to a new version of its operating system. Frustrations grew out of my haste in choosing to upgrade before all the bugs were worked out.
Husband Bob and I had upgraded his computer to Windows 10 without a hitch. Only one little problem after the upgrade finished, and it was such a minor issue it only took seconds to correct it. Why would it not go the same on my laptop?
Well, it didn’t. Nobody knows why Windows 10 chose to destroy and almost annihilate my poor Lenovo laptop. Suddenly, in the middle of the upgrade, the screen flashes as if it were a neon sign directing consumers to a favorite local pub or special event.
Nothing would make it stop or clear its throat but shutting down the computer. And nothing I tried that long Thursday evening would bring it back to life.
Earlier in the day, I backed up to a thumb drive all manuscript files as well as other projects not yet completed before attempting the upgrade.
I should have known better than to rush into this the night before my conference began. And I strongly recommend giving it some time to work out all its little issues, obviously some larger than others.
Willamette Writers Conference 2015
Day 1 (Friday)
Despite the events of the night before, the first day of the conference, including a 50th-anniversary celebration for Willamette Writers, dawned glorious and energizing. A keynote speaker Friday morning woke us up with an inspirational sharing of his own story as a writer and the truth of the hard journey writers often face.
My schedule for the day included back-to-back workshops, most focusing on the mysterious world of self-publishing. I met Carla King briefly as she facilitated a panel discussion of three writers who have self-published. Later in the day, I listened carefully to Melissa Hart‘s three-hour presentation on writing and publishing a book-length memoir. Well worth every minute spent with these two women.
I did reserve time for one writing workshop in the morning hours led by the keynote speaker, Bill Kenower, founder and editor-in-chief of Author Magazine. Listening to Bill both in the morning and in the workshop was like an instant makeover of my perspective on the writing life and where I am in my journey. Thank you, Bill!
This doesn’t include nor give credit to three wonderful women writers I met on Friday–Karen Garst, Cecelia Otto and Nikki Martin. We enjoyed conversation and chatter over lunch and drinks, and I hope to continue to connect with each of them.
I went home at the end of the day filled with motivation, encouragement, inspiration, and a notebook stuffed with notes and handouts. I determined not to even cast a glance toward my laptop.
Day 2 (Saturday)
A slight change in my schedule found me sitting in Larry Brooks‘s presentation on getting to that “true final draft.” Larry is a consummate teacher and lover of words and writing. His passion for the subject he’s teaching combined with his own best-selling books make him the perfect writing teacher.
Larry’s genre is fiction, primarily suspense and thriller stories. He has also written nonfiction but instructional nonfiction on the subject of, what else, writing. However, I had heard so much about his teaching that at the last minute I switched workshops to experience him in action firsthand.
I was not disappointed. And as Larry moved through a topic about which he gets excited, humorous, flippant, and sarcastic at times, I knew I was listening to someone who really knew his craft. By the end of the 90 minutes, I saw the connection between what he was teaching and my work in writing memoir. Following the workshop, I told him of the connection I had made and we discussed it for a few moments. I’m glad I attended Larry’s session.
Then another panel but this time with editors who wanted to share how writers should write to please editors. It was a lively and fast-paced panel discussion, including a freelance editor who also works for a local house, a traditional house editor working from home here in Portland, and lastly another traditional house editor working in-house. Their processes were very similar with respect to agents and writers, with the major difference being in their respective proximity to their personal editorial teams.
In that last session on what editors want to see, I may have met a potential writing/critiquing partner, Linda Atwell, also working on a memoir project. Networking and meeting up with new people is a huge benefit to conference attendance.
One last workshop on print design with Cheri Lasota, a young woman well-versed in book design and design software. In fact, Cheri’s knowledge coupled with her enthusiasm for writing and publishing almost demolished the six minds sitting in the room with her. There was no way we could absorb everything she wanted to share, and we were all grateful when she indicated she would email us her slides. Whew!
Another workshop was available but after that last one, it was time to head homeward.
Geek Squad to the Rescue!
After a good night’s rest, I arose on Sunday determined to conquer Windows 10 and resurrect my Lenovo laptop. After preparing breakfast and seeing Husband Bob off to church, I settled into the task. Online I found many sites offering instructions on reverting back to Windows 8.1 and then installing the Windows 10 upgrade again. These were daunting words. They meant others had met a similar problem.
I followed their instructions to the letter multiple times. Not once did I ever get a positive response. Around noon, I caved in and called the Geeks over at the Squad.
The “agent” assigned to “my case” quietly checked the laptop out with a few almost doctoral sounding hmm’s and aah’s. Finally, he tells me he’s keeping my laptop for the next couple of days. With disappointment, I left alone.
Patience has not been a longstanding virtue of mine, so Monday and Tuesday weren’t especially easy for me. I now had all this new knowledge and inspiration to complete my manuscript, but I couldn’t get to a computer to get it done. Finally, late Tuesday afternoon another “agent” called to give a status update. And late Wednesday afternoon, I picked up my laptop and gently brought it home.
But I still had work to do. All applications and software loaded on my laptop after I purchased it were wiped out and needed reloading. Guess how I spent my Thursday? After several hours, I had things back pretty much where I wanted them, and today I typed this post on my newly restored Lenovo laptop upgraded to Windows 10 and operating quite well.
⇒ Never, I say, never again will I rush into a Microsoft upgrade. In an earlier life working in a law firm, I had gone through many such upgrades, always before any bugs were worked out.
⇒ Never again will I attempt such an upgrade the night before the first day of a conference. It causes frustration, loss of sleep, and a bad start to the next morning.
⇒ Never will I miss attending the Willamette Writer’s Annual Conference, if I can help it. Too valuable to miss.
⇒ Beginning now, I will work on exercising greater patience in all areas of my life.
Do you have any similar stories to share about computer failures or upgrades or other crises happening just before a writing conference you’d like to share? Leave them for us in the comment section below. We’d love to hear your stories too.
I’m glad you enjoyed the conference and that you got your laptop back. I haven’t taken the plunge to Windows 10. I’m running Windows 7 (when I bought my laptop last year, I made certain it had 7 and not 8). Anyhow, I’m perfectly happy with 7.
Sorry you had to go through all that.
I shouldn’t have taken the plunge. I know better when it’s the new version and just out. I loved 8.1, and even ask the Geek Squad if they could put that back on. For some reason, they couldn’t. Everything’s working OK now, and I’m happy. Thanks for your sweet words.
How painful, Sherrey! I could never have done all that booting and rebooting and tinkering. I converted to Mac three years ago. That wasn’t entirely easy either, coming from a PC background. But so far, knock on wood, I haven’t had problems like the ones you describe.
I’m jealous of your easy access, in Portland, to so many resources for writers. But I’m also happy that you know how to take full advantage of them. Very impressed by this post with all its links. I’m sure you and others will find it very helpful to have these names and ideas documented all in one place.
Shirley, your first two sentences mirror Bob’s feelings as well. I’m the geek here, not him. Bob’s brother swore by Mac products. I think he had every computer they’d every sold and all their gadgets as well.
I am blessed by the close proximity I have to resources not only for writers but all the creative arts. Bob and I often go together for writing events that are in the evening, and I’ll accompany him to music or art events as well. This conference and the organization behind it is one of the largest in the country. I even sat beside a woman from NY in one of my sessions. Thanks for your comments on the post.
Sherrey, thanks for sharing your experience with Windows 10 and warning us what risks might lie ahead with its installation. I’m about to do mine, but maybe I should ask my computer guy to do it especially since I have two laptops. Always have a backup so you’re not left for a couple of days unable to write anything. (A month ago, I had problems with my new computer and my old one saved the day.) Computer problems of any type drive me batty. Just had five days with problems getting into my email and other sites. Finally, I brought in a computer specialist who told me it was simply the hot weather had affected the router. Your Willamette Conference experience sounds wonderful, and it made me eager to attend one of the excellent conferences in this area. Only problem, with “Getting Rid of Ian” coming out in October and “Don’t Hang Up!” early 2016 and all the related expenses, I can’t dream of attending a writers’ conference for a while. Or maybe I’ll get a nice pension check from the UK. You never know!
Penny, it’s not worth the upgrade to go through what I did. Waiting should have been high on my agenda as our law firm experienced similar occurrences with upgrades from time to time. If your computer guy is willing and not too expensive, go for it. I did have access to my husband’s desktop all-in-one, and he was gracious about time on it. I decided, however, I could use the downtime to organize my conference notes and get things back in order with the book. Keeping my fingers crossed for that pension check! And having attended the conference, there are so many things I see that I need to do with my book.
Sherrey, your post makes me happy I switched to Mac! Sorry for all your troubles. It was probably good timing that you had The Willamette Writers conference to distract you. Your recap is wonderful. Thank you for sharing!
So many Mac users have said that! Well, the troubles are behind me, I gained much good from the conference, and now I’m going to put what I learned to good use. I see many flaws in the book now I want to change. Larry Brooks’s session was amazing! From him, I learned so much even though he focuses on fiction writing. There’s not much difference when you stop to think about it. Thanks for stopping by!
Sherrey,What an adventure you’ve had….I’m glad you were still able to gain much from the conference…Thanks for sharing your hard earned lessons..blessings to you 🙂
Dolly, yes, quite an adventure! The conference timing was perfect. Kept my mind off the computer. A couple of the workshops were intense so no time to feel sorry for myself. I’m quite behind in reading your posts but I know you’re out there doing a great job at sharing your faith. I’ll be back soon! Blessings to you and yours.
Wow Sherrey, that was scary. But the writing workshop conferences sounded fabulous. I’ve been getting quite a few pop ups on my one year old 8.1 laptop and am very hesitant to download 10. I always think it’s wise to give a new OS time to work out bugs. Look what happened to Windows Vista, it was a bomb and I’m glad I went right from XP to Windows 7. I’m glad you finally got it sorted but I too don’t have the patience nor time to delve into the unknown at this present time. 🙂
Yes, I shouldn’t have been so anxious to upgrade, but everything had gone so seamlessly when we upgraded Bob’s PC. Experience with past upgrades certainly didn’t prove helpful this time–I ignored my warning signs. Thanks for commiserating. 🙂
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